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Joke of the Day
"What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person? 'Caution- Hot surface' in braille."
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"independence day 2 has been out in the US for mere hours and it has already been upstaged by a somehow even worse independence day overseas"
"I used to be a police officer... A guy came up to me when I was patrolling a street and asked if he could urinate between my wrist and elbow. I said ""Not on my watch."""
"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job... I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work."
"What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law? A small medium at large"
"Today I gave my dead batteries away.... Free of charge!"
"11 years ago, Greece won the Euro 2004 Today, they would be happy with 2004 Euro's."
"After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance ""The Human"" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet"
"My ring tone is a woman faintly screaming Help me, Superman. Help me!' and then I run away, unexplained."
"Where is the biggest jews concentration? In the air."