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Joke of the Day
"What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person? 'Caution- Hot surface' in braille."
Next Joke
"Q: Why was the broom late? A: Because he overswept."
"I remember when I discovered Santa Claus was just my dad I still don't know how he snuck out every year to deliver presents all over the world."
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphillis"
"Did you hear about the man who murdered a dolphin? He was said to have done it on porpoise."
"When my girlfriend caught me cheating I told her I got HACKED but she didn't believe me. I guess that only works on Facebook."
"What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side."
"""What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?"" - my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome"
"My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark"
"That's the difference between tech support and a mass shooter? One is a troubleshooter, while the other is a troubled shooter."