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Joke of the Day

"Oh good, I've made this mistake before so I know what to expect."

"Two blondes in a hole Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"Still puzzled on how ""Colonel"" has gotten away with being spelled like that for so long."

"whats a vampires teabag? tampons (used of course)"

"What do you call a horny Egyptian king that ate at White Castle? Toot-N-Cummin!"

"I was going to make a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"

"Are you ever going to use those Styrofoam plates? No, they're not biodegradable. Well throw them away then!"

"Free beer tomorrow!"

"I've only had one car accident in the last month. It was a hit and run, so technically it doesn't even count."

"I'm putting salt in this mustard and I'm calling it Saline Dijon and you can't stop me"