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Joke of the Day
"Oh good, I've made this mistake before so I know what to expect."
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"How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !"
"My kid's teacher told me my kid is obsessed with video games and that I need to work with her on it. I'm like I do. I'm player 2."
"What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest? Atrophy."
"Why are Muslims so violent? Because I slam."
"What do you say to a woman with a black eye? Nothing. She's already been told."
"old one's are the best. that's why i'm barred from the care home."
"I ll see myself out.. Did you know? You can buy a 2 pack of Eminem s for Fifty cent..... It s Ludacris"
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they're really good at it."
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)"