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Joke of the Day
"Great! I just wet my pants. Now people are gonna think I spilled my drink on myself."
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"Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water."
"Have you ever heard about that joke you can't tell to gay people?"
"[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: ""Sir, you need to stop masturbating.""   Patient: "" Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?""   Eye specialist: ""No. It's disturbing the other patients."""
"What is it called when two birds kiss? A Peck."
"Why should you never order the eggs while in France? Because they are always uf."
"The difference between Flute and Piccolo Flute's arms don't grow back."
"When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws."
"They say that Insanity is hereditary... you get it from your kids."
"I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book. I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo."