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Joke of the Day

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a cold one. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here""."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a....... oh shit, they're done."

"So a baby is named by his French, Chinese, and Redditor grandparents A. L'Mao"

"What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !"

"If I ever adopted a child, I think it'd be black. I really don't want to have to pay for college."

"What idiot called him Alexander graham bell instead of lord of the rings"

"Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time."

"Almost all of the guys I drafted for my fantasy football team are football players which I think was a smart move"

"I just rewrote history!!!! ~~History~~ **History** im so lame omg..."

"What's the difference between fucking you and 9/11? No one forgot about 9/11"