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Joke of the Day
"So a baby is named by his French, Chinese, and Redditor grandparents A. L'Mao"
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"My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, ""isn't my undying love & affection enough?"" We laughed and laughed. Now I'm at the purse store"
"Stephen Hawking believes he's solved a huge mystery about black holes ...and he'll keep believing as long as we all play along, ok? He's adorable."
"Do you think people who chanted ""Drill baby, drill!"" for Palin had even a flicker of self awareness while watching Avatar?"
"LunchablesTM? huge waste of money! I have my kids mill their own wheat then hunt, kill & field strip a wild bologna"
"Goddammit, my parole officer says none of my RTs count towards community service. This has been a huge waste of time."
"You wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"
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"Understanding women isn't rocket science. Rocket science has rules and boundaries."
"What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Decalfinated."