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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time."

"A zombie walks into a bar and asks for a shot. It was a 12 gauge."

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ethiopian and full of milk. (I'm so sorry)"

"Do you have hair around your nipples? Is it particularly in the hair-eola? ... I came up with this the other night while half asleep. Be gentle."

"Why was Eazy-E Straight outta Conciousness? He had N.W.Aids"

"Me: I'm a confident driver Friend: You almost just ran someone over Me: Confidently tho"

"I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes"

"Why did little Jimmy break open his computer? It said that it had 20 cookies in it."

"I like my exes suicides how I like my whiskey On the rocks."