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Joke of the Day

"If I ever adopted a child, I think it'd be black. I really don't want to have to pay for college."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style."

"Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough."

"My great great grandfather died in a Nazi death camp. He fell off of a guard tower."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? ""R?"" ""Aye, ye would think so but 'tis the C he loves!"""

"Not to brag, but I can cure my wife's insomnia just by taking my clothes off."

"You haven't mastered the Art of Twitter, until you can subtweet yourself, while everyone else thinks it's about them"

"What's gambling like in heaven? It's a pair-a-dice."

"Whenever someone asks how i'm doing & walks away before i answer..I write ""GREAT"" on the side of thier car with my keys!"