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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called him Alexander graham bell instead of lord of the rings"
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"When Gwen Stefani goes to Hawaii I bet she aint no mahaloback girl either."
"Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson"
"Definition of a best friend He goes out and gets two blow jobs and comes back and gives you one."
"Scaring the postman I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I know where he lives."
"Me and my baby mama are gonna name the kid Pun It wasn't intended"
"Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture."
"do you like fish sticks? if you do you must be a gay fish"
"Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!"