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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !"

"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"Good thing they had us dissect frogs in high school that prepared us for all the times in real life we've had to dissect frogs."

"I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB"

"I'm going on an all breadcrumb diet because I've never seen a duck with a double chin."

"I'm going to protect my tweets on Christmas this year so Santa can't ""know when I'm not sleeping or know when I'm awake."" Take that!"

"What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards? It keeps coming, and coming, and coming..."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger"

"It looks like the last informal G20 took place in Panama."

"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."