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Joke of the Day

"Almost all of the guys I drafted for my fantasy football team are football players which I think was a smart move"

"What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots."

"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."

"What do you call a brony in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"Did you hear the one about the perfume store? I heard their manufacturing was in an ol' factory."

"Seriously, get off the computer once in a while... smell the roses... volunteer... show your balls to a turtle... make a ham fort..."

"How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first."

"If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I'd have 27 dollars and 15 cents."

"You hang up ""No, you hang up"" You hang up first! - Bats going to bed"

"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."