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Joke of the Day

"Hey ladies, if you don't want me staring at your tattoos, maybe you should lock your front door before showering."

"My cousin is a terrible proofreader. He always drinks a bottle of Jack Daniels before he checks my work."

"New study shows women who sleep more have better sex in average. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby, so the results may be a bit skewed."

"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."

"Girlfriend: hey babe you wanna get breakfast and go for a run? (Cut to me with a mouth full of Doritos) Me: I have shin splints"

"Why did Lionel go to the medical store? because it was pharmacy."

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile."""

"What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!"

"What does Korean food taste like? Chinese food."

"Where does dragon milk come from? A cow with short legs."