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Joke of the Day
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile."""
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"I just now remembered the Titans."
"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"
"Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail? Because he was a mass murderer"
"What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur."
"Nothing makes a friendship more awkward than saying ""Cute doggie"" and realizing it's their kid"
"Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain."
"19 showed us what he has learned at college when he asked ""can we drink screwdrivers while we are opening presents?"" *making screwdrivers*"
"Fuck you KFC with your ""we don't serve hot dogs"" and your ""we don't accept $30 bills""."
"My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison. To this day he still isn't a free mason."