148264
Joke of the Day
"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."
Next Joke
"As a guy... being sexually frustrated must be hard."
"Two rules I live by #1 Never Take No for an Answer #2 No means No"
"Crucifixion art is so depressing. Every time I look at Jesus, I can't help thinking...I'll never have abs like that."
"Somebody told me that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... I'm really glad I went for a second opinion before my surgery."
"What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out."
"Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this! (spread arms out)"
"What did Harry Potter say when his waiter gave him the wrong drink? ""Sir, when I buy patron I EXPECTO PATRONUM!"" (Hauls ass towards the exit)"
"What do you call porn with thailandese chickens? Hentai. (Hen Thai)"
"Just been chatting on Skype to a young lady who lives in Wales, she's asked me to come and visit her...this weekend I'm off to Bangor."