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Joke of the Day
"Why did Lionel go to the medical store? because it was pharmacy."
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"What's the difference between feminists and hockey players? Hockey players shower after 3 periods."
"I've spent all day trying to convince people on Reddit I'm French. I give up."
"""are you drunk?"" - everyone's response when i send a nice text"
"I'm so bright My mom calls me her sun"
"Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend."
"Sometimes I see a baby and think ""Aww, I want one!"" Then I find my TV remote in the fridge again and think ""Yeah, maybe I'm not ready."""
"It must be 1929... Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression."
"The EU is much like a bad fart. Better out than in."
"She told me she'd do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who just got his Mustang washed."