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Joke of the Day
"What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!"
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"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a convicted serial sex offender? Convicted"
"""I hate drama"" said the woman who continued to place herself squarely in the center of it."
"The Anesthesiologist has become Comfortably numb."
"Coffee is a miracle. Perhaps the only miracle. Does that sound crazy? I've had a lot of the miracle this morning. My eyes are shaking."
"Most people don't realize the Hunchback of Notre Dame's back problems were a result of his grueling database entry job."
"One of my grandfather's favorites. What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor? ""Ptui"""
"What is a heroin addict's favorite website? Instagram."
"What do you call a black woman on the moon? An astronaut."
"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."