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Joke of the Day
"What does Korean food taste like? Chinese food."
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"You know what makes me smile? Face muscles."
"Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: ""Wow. I helped them make quota."""
"I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says ""Text Me"""
"Homeless people are so lucky. They don't have to pay rent and can eat as many pigeons as they want."
"Lemon is supposedly a good diuretic. I ate a quart of lemon pudding and nothing is happening."
"When your SO asks Daddy for ketchup at the family BBQ. And you BOTH grab it at the same time."
"How to Spot a Blind Nudist How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really..."
"Have you ever gone camping with Crohn's disease? Shits in tents."
"I'll always remember the day my wife said ""yes"" to my proposal. And I'll never forget that it was the last thing we ever agreed on."