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Joke of the Day
"What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer? ""I literally chant even..."""
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"[boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? ""No, sir"" I like your style, Murray."
"How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily."
"My nickname is Spaghetti Because I'm 20 inches and hot water makes me floppy."
"Everyone buries their problems in different ways. I bury them alive because killing people is wrong."
"What did the redditor do with the embarrassing naked picture he found of himself? Throwaway, for obvious reasons."
"Daniel Day-Lewis walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" but he already knows because he's also Daniel-Day Lewis."
"Eng: you should wear the leather's jacket... Espan: ponte la chamarra de cuerro... Eng: so Leather died of the cold... Espan: y Cuerro murio de frio."
"Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore."
"Me: What are you doing in your pajamas still? 3 year old: Eating frosting. Me: Fair enough."