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Joke of the Day
"My nickname is Spaghetti Because I'm 20 inches and hot water makes me floppy."
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"Group of 12 year old girls: We're scared of boys. Me: OMG, me tooooooo!"
"What is soft and fuzzy, and lives in a hole? My belly button lint."
"Did you guys know that the entire Miami Dolphins team is missing? Yeah, I saw it on ESPN. It had their team logo and then a big MIA next to it."
"Whats a hoes idea? A Thot."
"How do you know a moth is gay? Its balls are deep in the closet."
"The children of Amazon cannibal tribes think Chuck Norris is the Easter Bunny because he hides body parts for them to find every Easter morning."
"A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink. He asks the bartender ""are you into incest?"" the bartender pours him his drink and says ""relatively."""
"Words are so powerful; but I never have time to write on my fists before a fight."
"How do you eat a bald pussy? You remove her diaper first."