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Joke of the Day

"What did the redditor do with the embarrassing naked picture he found of himself? Throwaway, for obvious reasons."

"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""

"/r/jokes won't get this.. karma"

"My internet bride got delivered today.. she's the WiFi always dreamed of."

"How much power does a nun have. Nun!"

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the hell out of the dog."

"What do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein"

"Why was Twelve running from Seven? Because Seven had a fucking rocket launcher!"

"From a 3yo buddy of mine (x-post from r/AntiJokes) Knock knock. Who's there? Banana with no skin."

"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."