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Joke of the Day

"What did the redditor do with the embarrassing naked picture he found of himself? Throwaway, for obvious reasons."

"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!"

"an unfaithful man what does an unfaithful man say to his wife after having sex? I'll be home in half an hour."

"Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions."

"Q. What do accountants use for birth-control? A. Their personalities."

"Donald Trump is one of those people you would never let be the banker in a Monopoly game"

"What do you call it when plants bang? Floral sex."

"What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter."

"What did the old fly say to the young fly? I've seen a lot of shit!"

"What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers? Justice Thumbs"