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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when the operator asks you to read back the confirmation number."
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"I expected a medal for my bravery when I had a full-leg cast on. Instead, I got atrophy."
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"My wife does a HILARIOUS John Goodman impression. Doesn't hurt that she looks exactly like him."
"Whats the best part about twenty-three year old's. There's twenty of them"
"The first rule of dad club is shut the goddamn door on your way in, we're not trying to heat the whole outdoors here."
"[Serious] Can we stop making bomb jokes? Edit: Wow, this really blew up! Edit 2: Feeling bombastic! Thanks for the gold!"
"A doe walks out of a forest... and says ""Well I'll never do that for a buck again."""
"Guys that work at animal shelters get all the bitches."
"What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO"