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Joke of the Day

"How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily."

"What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite."

"There's two things I don't fuck with... Rattlesnakes. And Condoms."

"We all know you love your boyfriend, but we'd all appreciate it if you'd SHUT THE FUCK UP"

"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"

"I used to be a cleptomaniac but now that I took some medicine I feel much better"

"What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?... One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!"

"What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!"

"My friend decided to cut out whiskey... ...but he's Stella heavy drinker."

"What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam!"