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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore."

"What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common? Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel."

"It costs more to make a penny than a penny is actually worth. I don't get, why do we make the penny? It doesn't make any cents. Thanks, I'm here all night."

"What do you call the inhabitants of London? Arabs"

"Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? A: Windshield vipers."

"What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"

"Mom... Are you a virgin?"

"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck."

"whats black and sits at the top of the staircase? stephen hawking after a house fire"

"I put my phone on airplane mode. Now I can't find it."