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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore."

"Have you heard about the man born with five cocks? His pants fit him like a glove."

"What do you call someone who steals a glacier? An iceberglar"

"My dad never really loved me as a child I can't really blame him though ; I wasn't born until he was an adult."

"In every generation there's one man who stands up for the little guy: Bernie Sanders is that little guy."

"I had the best ice cube It's like it could melt in my mouth"

"Whats your favourite brand of beer? When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser"

"""[I] broke up with him because I was sick of justifying his trench coat to my friends"" - Overheard on the bus"

"[Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!"

"""What do we want?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""When do we want them?"" ""Hearing aids."""