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Joke of the Day

"I now feel I've watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I'll be able to successfully make it in prison."

"What do you call a dead fly? a flew"

"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."

"Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb? IT JUST DOES, OK JERK?!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!"

"sometimes if i'm having trouble falling asleep i just pretend i'm watching lord of the rings"

"Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!"

"Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers in the winter time? To keep Hillary's chin warm!"

"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"

"My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks... So I drove her to New Jersey.."

"What do you call a posh Gym? James"