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Joke of the Day

"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"

"""I prefer their older stuff"" -Archaeologists"

"ISIS frequently takes credit for random attacks even when they had nothing to do with them, making ISIS basically the Fat Jew of terrorism"

"My friend is into necrophilia, pedophilia and beastiality. It's not as bad as it sounds, he just fucks scrambled eggs."

"a disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes"

"What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest? uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU"

"Someone from Cairo unfollowed me today which makes me think he must've really hated my tweets to find a way to get on the web to do it."

"Scientists created the first white laser. They were fired for racism and hate speech."

"Do you know why Station Masters are so good at their job?? They train them-self a lot."

"While doing their job, why do teachers lose self-respect for themselves? It's DeGrading"