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Joke of the Day

"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."

"My idea of Hell would be Carrot Top and Shaun White taking turns sneezing in my face."

"What's Macho Man Randy Savage's favourite capital city? Skopje!!"

"My psychiatrist says I have delusions of sexual superiority She just wants to fuck me."

"Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job."

"The other day I saw a sign on my street for a garage sale ...but I didn't go. I already had a garage."

"Me: I am sad, we don't have any cookie crumble for my ice cream. Wife: lots of things make me sad, like being married to a giant man baby"

"What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up? The active french armed forces."

"Every time my phone screen goes black... I wonder if it'll ever come back."

"The cashier told me to have a good New Year like my purchase of oven cleaner and frozen pizza suggests anything else."