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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a posh Gym? James"
Next Joke
"what do you call a sleep-walking nun? A Roman Catholic"
"What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !"
"I had an ant bite my penis today. it feels like a little prick."
"My brief gig as a lounge singer ended when I asked 4 requests & realized I didn't know the song ""Get Off the Stage or Die."" Elvis, maybe?"
"So I found out I have IBS last week... The doctor said I have shitty genes"
"A family of ducks walks into a church. ""Hi, yes, umm...I hear you have a man who turned his body into bread?"" The father asks timidly."
"why do comedians always ask such strange questions? because they're telling jokes"
"I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time."
"Baby, give me that couch.. .. cause I need some sectional healing!"