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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a country ruled by dank memes? Kappatalism"
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"So a girl stopped to tell me that I'm full of myself I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that she wasn't full of my..self"
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !"
"My new toothpaste reminds me of the united states next president I can feel the burn"
"My tweets are only motivational if your motive is to become an asshole."
"What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'"
"What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? Wheeeeee!"
"Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks."
"Every 5 seconds, a woman gives birth to a baby. Please, stop this woman."