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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a country ruled by dank memes? Kappatalism"
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"On predisents day we honor the big US man himself: Aberham Liclon. Tall, skinny, dry, and cruncy - he was america's carrot"
"My favorite part of the holiday party is getting to meet my coworkers' dates & find out who chooses to put up with these people for free."
"Being a worm must great. Its like ""wow that dirt was great I hope there's more"" and there always is"
"What's Trump's favorite Olympic sport? Fencing!"
"What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Asked my buddy ""What would you call an elephant and a rhino mixed?"". He looks at me and says ""Shit man, Helliphino""."
"After my most recent divorce, I'm now paying alimony to BOTH of my ex-wives... Owe for two."
"What if Hitler killed all the Jews The Fine brothers wouldnt exist. Thats all I wanted to say."
"my cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it's giving me serious ideas, folks"
"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""