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Joke of the Day

"Being a worm must great. Its like ""wow that dirt was great I hope there's more"" and there always is"

"What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common? Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead."

"EMOTICON GUIDE :) I'm happy ;) Having a seizure. Still happy :/ Having a stroke. Not happy :( I'm a grouper .) Lost an eye. Still happy"

"Old Navy commercials give us a glimpse of Hell"

"I'm just a girl Hiding under a bed Hoping his wife leaves soon Again"

"What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !"

"I think my car must be Jewish It always needs to be gassed."

"Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics? It was I, **RIO**!!!"

"Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test? 1) Yes ) No %) I love you guys M) 8 ) Potato"

"A flight attendant says to a man... ""Would you like headphones?"" The man replies, ""How did you know my name was Phones?"""