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Joke of the Day
"What's Trump's favorite Olympic sport? Fencing!"
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"BREAKING: John Terry spotted changing into his full German kit."
"What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"
"If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?"
"Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's called a stud... But when a girl does the same she's called a lesbian."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... so you don't know?"
"If I owned a pet store Id put a different rat in the turtle cage every night just to see if any of the turtles knew karate the next morning."
"I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off."
"Fat people with lisps... are thick and tired of your insults."
"My girlfriend says I'm an idiot with money. But I'm tellin' ya, she's wrong! I'm an idiot with no money!"