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"What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Asked my buddy ""What would you call an elephant and a rhino mixed?"". He looks at me and says ""Shit man, Helliphino""."

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"Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you're hot."
"anyone remember this funny one ?? ''u miss 100% of the shots u don't take'' -wain gretski -michel scoot ! XD"
"WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP MIDWIFE: The baby's WIFE: NO, THE NOISE ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?"
"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"
"What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights? Ooooooh, aaaaaah..."
"Moms are like feet [NSFW] The more you talk about them in public, the more everyone assumes you want to have sex with them."
"Naming my daughter ""A Relationship"" so I don't have to worry about punks wanting to be in her."
"My phone never asks me to put my husband down."
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? What are U doing here?"
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