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Joke of the Day

"From my son: What did the hippopotamus do to the magician? He hippo-tized him!"

"What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves? Your mom."

"What is the best kind of vegetable? The one in the wheelchair."

"How does Thor's brother like to party? He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key"

"When I heard that Dr. Heimlich died at age 96... I got all choked up."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room."

"Lazy Dad I was shopping in Tesco with my Daughter earlier & she turned around and said ""Your such a lazy bastard dad"" I was so shocked I nearly fell out the trolley!"

"I like my men like I like my laundry Clean and hung"

"""See that guy over there? I have to serve him with papers today."" -Oh really? Why? ""Because I lost my tennis racquet."""

"What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego."