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Joke of the Day

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"Battlefield calls 911 Battlefield: Hi I'd like to turn myself in for a murder 911: Who's the victim? Battlefield: Call of Duty"

"What has more lives than a cat? A frog -- it croaks every night."

"Just drove past a new typewriter repair shop... That's not a front for anything illegal I'm sure..."

"2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad"

"What kind of bug bites only at your feet? Mosqui-toes"

"Drug mules carry cannabis up their asses. That shit is dope."

"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"

"Why do pedophiles LOVE twenty eight year old boys? Because, DUDE, there's 20 of them!"

"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine It only has one line."