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Joke of the Day
"After my most recent divorce, I'm now paying alimony to BOTH of my ex-wives... Owe for two."
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"what do you call a lady with one leg Ilene sorry if I killed you because of how old this is"
"Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce ""election"" everyone starts to giggle"
"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof."
"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet."
"I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger ."
"Feed a man... Feed a man some fish he'll eat for a day. Feed a man some poison he'll eat for the rest of his life. Feed a man some fingers and he'll ask you to stop."
"My friend thinks he is smart ! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash."
"An Asian Keanu enters a room. Asian Keanu got angry. Asian Keanu Reeves."