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Joke of the Day
"What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster? Ouiiiiiiii!"
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"June 1885 - The Statue Of Liberty arrives in the U.S. in 350 pieces with no instructions. Future IKEA magnate: ""That gives me an idea."""
"What do black people do after sex? 15 to life"
"So a man goes and tells his wife he's going to take the day off..."
"What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, ""Drop it, Nigga!"""
"What did the dog say to the old tree? #Bark"
"What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled."
"I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores."
"My doctor asked me what I use to prevent Sexually Transmitted Diseases. . . I said: my face."
"Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest."