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Joke of the Day

"June 1885 - The Statue Of Liberty arrives in the U.S. in 350 pieces with no instructions. Future IKEA magnate: ""That gives me an idea."""

"What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger? ""Tigga please!"" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p"

"I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive"

"Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!"

"I like to play chess in the park with bald men... ...Although sometimes it's hard to find 32 of them."

"What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra? Microsoft"

"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest."

"What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? ""Five more years of Cameron"""

"What does a gay rooster say? ""Anycockledoooooo!"""

"If I ever go missing,,, I hope they put my photo on bottles of OCD medication, cuz you know those people won't stop looking."