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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the french like kiwifruit? Because of the green piece inside."
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"How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar? They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years."
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"
"I'm missing a 5 sided shape It's penta-gone."
"The man who went to the bar with a gun. A man comes in a bar with a gun in his hands and yells ""Who the hell fucked my wife!?"", a voice at the back says ""you don't have enough bullets, mate!"""
"Why did the black man have to sell his parrot? because polly wanted a cracker"
"What degree did the butt get? A Master of Fine Farts"
"Human confrontation has gone from face-to-face to phone call to email to text to :/."
"One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever."
"A woman lights a cigarette after intercourse ""Do you ever smoke after sex?"" she asks her husband. ""I've never checked."""