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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"

"weed is a gateway drug. *opens gate* Welcome To CoolFunLand"

"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."

"I got stopped outside the pharmacy today, by a woman holding a clipboard. ""What products do you use for grooming?"" she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, ""Facebook"""

"What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common? They're both in bread"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing at all... you already told her twice"

"I like to shave in front of my car's side view mirrors every morning. that way, I can get a closer shave than it appears."

"Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost."

"Black or white... We all have white in our blood."

"Blind man on his virgin experience with a lady ""It was a shot in the dark"""