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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"

"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"

"Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat's just being dramatic."

"What's the difference between a kid and a cat? Who has the diploma when you get rid of them."

"The dyslexic, agnostic Insomniac. He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."

"Record ice and precipitation in the northeast and I'm paranoid that the government is watching me Because I am snowed in."

"My life is a result of ""it seemed like a good idea at the time."""

"Why did the gay necropheliac stop by the morgue on his way home? He wanted to suck down a few cold ones after work."

"What did one pimple say to the other? If you're busted, run."

"Oh so Paris Hilton can carry a dog in her purse but if I leave my baby in a suitcase behind the chicken restaurant I'm some kind of monster."