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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black man have to sell his parrot? because polly wanted a cracker"
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"Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan."
"What did the spaceman say at the restaurant? This steak is too fatty! I wish it was a little meatier."
"I bet Melania Trump really regrets buying a speech off Craigslist now."
"What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range? Router Limits!"
"A man walks into his son's room... He warns his kid, ""Son, you need to stop masturbating, or you'll go blind!"" The boy responds, ""I'm over here, dad."""
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? (NSFW) Your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"I yelled ""shotgun"", long before anyone else, but I still got to sit in the backseat. I hate cops."
"""All you need is love."" -billionaire musicians"
"My friend is a med student, and decided to go into oncology Apparently it's a growth industry."