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Joke of the Day

"Human confrontation has gone from face-to-face to phone call to email to text to :/."

"Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked ""Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"

"I can never talk about religion... ...no one understands me when I tell them i'm a Dyslexic Santaist."

"Took my wife to the doctor today, to try and get her tourettes sorted Turns out that she doesn't have it, and I am actually a cunt and she wants me to fuck off"

"How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces."

"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?""."

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, the pH level of a pineapple can not sustain life."

"Doctor Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?"

"I fall asleep every night While browsing the chlora forum"

"A student is the only one in the school who can take retests... They say he is remarkable."