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Joke of the Day

"A woman lights a cigarette after intercourse ""Do you ever smoke after sex?"" she asks her husband. ""I've never checked."""

"What did the prostitute bring to the can drive? Her peas"

"How do ghosts navigate the ocean? They use boo-eys."

"If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza."

"The guy who cuts my hair tells me that the iPad 3 is coming out in March and the iPad 4 is coming out in October."

"Why does Donald Trump tweet stuff at 3am? Because it's almost afternoon in Russia at that time."

"If two vegans fight is it still considered beef? Sorry for the unoriginal joke, have an invisible flying potato."

"After his wedding, Chuck Norris sent ""You're Welcome"" cards to all of his guests."

"And God Said to John... ""Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life."" But John came fifth and he won a toaster"

"I promise to love you for better until things get worse."