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Joke of the Day
"YOU MUST ENJOY THIS FOOD! It's a required taste."
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"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong And being wrong is for women."
"my lawyer wants me to turn myself into the police but I keep telling him impersonating a cop is what got me into trouble in the first place"
"Please pray for girls everywhere who are getting a ""What's up"" text right now Be strong. Don't answer. Eat ice cream."
"That's about as useful as... ...Anne Frank's drumkit."
"I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!"
"I used to be a banker...... but then I got fired."
"So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment ""hahaha"" but the rest of the year it's rude??"
"If you're having luftballon problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 luftballons and whatever whatever I don't speak German"
"Q: Who is always your friend at school? A: Your princi-pal."