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Joke of the Day
"Q: Who is always your friend at school? A: Your princi-pal."
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"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is ""bananas"" GWEN STEFANI: oh hell yes"
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"So I was at the bar the other night exchanging pleasantries with an attractive woman. She said she would like to read my palm... Okay! She takes my hand and asks... ""Do you come here often?"""
"What do you call a poodle that serves coffee? A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral."
"A fish with one eye... Was swimming along in a lake when he accidentally hit his head on a wall of concrete...and do you know what he said? Dam."