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Joke of the Day

"Please pray for girls everywhere who are getting a ""What's up"" text right now Be strong. Don't answer. Eat ice cream."

"How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women Iced cold and milky white"

"I'm fairly certain that most of us are one full gas tank away from bankruptcy."

"What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit? Throw me a frickin bone here."

"Deja vu is just God fixing a typo and reposting."

"If I give my dog a toy that doesn't make an unbearably annoying noise she looks at me like I have no clue how to do anything right in life."

"Girl: What do you like to do in your free time? Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really? I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know."

"Pilots sure do like dick holes... Sorry, im just testing out my new thesaurus"

"Can America keep it down? Canada needs to work on Monday."