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Joke of the Day

"Please pray for girls everywhere who are getting a ""What's up"" text right now Be strong. Don't answer. Eat ice cream."

"I was so excited when I saw the Nail Polish advertisement Because I want to sleep with this girl from Poland"

"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza? He heard it had de*liver*y flavor."

"I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said ""open cap and push up bottom"". Now I can't walk but my farts smell awesome."

"KFC Is like making love to a woman..... First you start with the succulent thighs then move on to the juicy breasts and at the end all your left with is a greasy box to stick your bone in"

"What car transmission do Mexicans use? Manuel."

"A bomb goes off at Reddit Wow, this blew up!"

"Apparently champagne is the easiest alcohol to digest, so I'm going to consume several bottles to wash down my salad."

"why did the golfer wear two pants? in case he got a hole in one"