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Joke of the Day
"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong And being wrong is for women."
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"i'm a functioning alcoholic which means i like alcohol roughly as much as i like functioning."
"5 years ago I asked a girl if she wanted to go on a date. Yesterday I asked her if she would marry me. She said no both times, though."
"Periodic joke Do you have any Nitrogen Monoxide jokes? NO"
"""Gotham deserves a relaxed hero that smells of lavender."" - Bathman"
"What's the difference between a leper and a tree? A tree has limbs."
"Exercise never hurt anyone... ... unless you run marathons. (Braces for downvotes)"
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into some mud"
"A man walks into a bar and orders a Manhattan. The drink comes and he sees a piece of parsley floating in the glass. ""What in the world is this?"" The bartender says, ""Central Park."""
"Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds."