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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a banker...... but then I got fired."
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"I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count socks with sandals."
"Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!"
"Why are Jews so good at making action movies? Shlo-mo."
"My baby cousin is completely spoiled... ten minutes is way too long to microwave a baby."
"Your honor, the victim was stabbed 18 times. (Capri Sun Court)"
"I saw a lady with twins babies. One had a shirt that said Copy' the other Paste'. That made my day."
"My TV makes me wonder what song Samsung."
"I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."