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Joke of the Day
"What'd you call a German businessman? An enterpreNeuer."
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"What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream."
"[dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit"
"Sadly,the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola."
"[interview] What is your biggest weakness? ""Sometimes I'm too succinct"" Can you give an example? ""Yes"""
"A photon goes to a hotel... He arrives and the clerk says, ""Sir may I take your luggage"" the photon then replies, ""No, I'm traveling light"""
"TIFU by using disinfectant wipes on my ass. Just joking!"
"Say no to drugs, kids. Wait until your thirties when you really need them."
"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?'' Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"""
"[HR office] HR: you know why you're here, right? Me: HR: you can't ""contract"" Down's Syndrome & you can't call in sick with it"