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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by using disinfectant wipes on my ass. Just joking!"
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"Sign in a store window during a blizzard ""Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"""
"Why did the man wear a frog for a condom? So he was ribbit for her pleasure."
"What comes after Brexit ? BREICH"
"(Man hobbles into grocery store using a cane) 5: HEY MOM THAT MAN IS USING A WALKING STICK BC HIS BONES AREN'T STRONG & HE'LL DIE SOON RIGHT"
"What do women and stones have in common? You skip the flat ones."
"Joke title Punchline. EDIT: Obligatory fake edit about not realising it was a repost"
"What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race"
"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""
"do you guys have PC & cheese? i'm not really a mac guy"