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Joke of the Day

"[HR office] HR: you know why you're here, right? Me: HR: you can't ""contract"" Down's Syndrome & you can't call in sick with it"

"Which dinosaur walks with a limp? a Myfeetasaur"

"Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other... When one accuses the other... ""He's the CHEETAH!"" ""What? You're LION!"""

"Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced? There was no chemistry."

"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."

"Jimmy the NASCAR driver liked to masturbate during the race. He always came first, but finished last."

"If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at Sea World?"

"Sunday is the only day of the week I can say, ""I'll do it in a minute,"" never do it, and not feel guilty."

"Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!"

"I have a Latvian Joke Man has potato, man trade potato for magic bean. Magic bean grow into tentacles, rape daughter."