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Joke of the Day

"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?'' Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"""

"WALGREENS PARADOX: No matter which Walgreens you go to, they will have built one closer to you before you can get there."

"What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves? Raisin Bran"

"You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?"

"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member!"

"Please sign my petition to make Matthew McConaughey the voice for Siri."

"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time."

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird"

"What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes."

"Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ? He had a hole in one."