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Joke of the Day
"I asked my friend if he knew binary he said ""yeah I took the 101 class"""
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"It's not funny when a First Lady runs for President. It's Hillary-ous."
"I'd like to know the series of events leading up to the first guy discovering cows had milk in them"
"A dog made of diamonds would be everyone's best friend."
"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken"
"What's the smartest cookie? Academia nut"
"Yo mama's so fat... Instead of a cartwheel she does a ferriswheel."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani military post and a Pakistani elementary school? Beats me, I just man the drone."
"A Clinton presidency is like an iPhone 7. I really don't want an iPhone 7, but I'll probably end up with one anyway."
"Anyone know a good lawyer? (Question sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)"